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U.S.S. Metaphor (2007)

★ 0.0/10 71 min Music United States English
Script Editor: Eric Lane Barnes
Writer: William S. Gilbert
Streaming: Not available
A fiercley hilarious and original adaptation of the Gilbert & Sullivan classic, H.M.S. Pinafore

Description

Based on the hilarious Gilbert and Sullivan classic H.M.S. Pinafore, U.S.S. Metaphor includes such characters as Captain Closeted, his gay son sailor Stephen (in love with sailor Ralph Rackstraw), sanctimonious Reverend Dick Deadheart, the lovable Mister Buttercup, Savoy Network News reporter Anderson Scooper, presidential candidate the Honorable Secretary Josephine Porter, and her travel companion, "Aunt" Shebe. The ship is docked at Boston Harbor as Secretary Porter and her entourage visit to inspect for "homosexual activity." An inevitable happy ending celebrates same-sex marriage and tolls the bell for an end to Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

Top Cast

Edward "Moose" Maravilla Mister Peanut Buttercup
Matt Prather Rev. Dick Deadheart
Robert Benda Ensign Ralph Rackstraw
Ken McPherson Captain Closeted
John Prigeon Stephen Closeted
Steve Gallagher Secretary Josephine Porter
Michael Tate "Aunt" Shebe

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